Why I F***ing Hate WebLogs

Want to know what weblogs are all about? Read it here.

The Statement of Audience is the best part!

Statement of Audience
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I realize that nothing I say matters to anyone else on the entire planet.
My opinions are useless and unfocused.  I am an expert in nothing.  I know nothing.  I am confused about almost everything. I cannot, as an individual, ever possibly know everything, or even enough to make editorial commentary on the vast vast majority of things that exist in my world.  This is a stupid document; it is meaningless drivel that I do not expect any of the several billion people on my planet to actually read.  People who do read my rambling, incoherent dumbfuckery are probably just as confused as I am, if not moreso, as they are looking to my sorry ass for an opinion when they should be outside playing Frisbee with their dog or screwing their life partner or getting a dog or getting a life partner.  Anyone who actually takes the time to read my bullshit probably deserves to ingest my fucked up and obviously mistaken opinions on whatever it is that I have written about.

Written on October 15, 2003