Why I F***ing Hate WebLogs
Want to know what weblogs are all about? Read it here.
The Statement of Audience is the best part!
Statement of Audience
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I realize that nothing I say matters to anyone else on the entire planet.
My opinions are useless and unfocused. I am an expert in nothing. I know
nothing. I am confused about almost everything. I cannot, as an individual,
ever possibly know everything, or even enough to make editorial commentary on the
vast vast majority of things that exist in my world. This is a stupid document;
it is meaningless drivel that I do not expect any of the several billion people on
my planet to actually read. People who do read my rambling, incoherent dumbfuckery
are probably just as confused as I am, if not moreso, as they are looking to my sorry
ass for an opinion when they should be outside playing Frisbee with their dog or screwing
their life partner or getting a dog or getting a life partner. Anyone who actually
takes the time to read my bullshit probably deserves to ingest my fucked up and obviously
mistaken opinions on whatever it is that I have written about.