Dog beats man in breath test

MSNBC is reporting about a survey carried
out in Briton which came up with the finding that more than half surveyed had mouths
that failed the sulfur emission test.

“SOME MOUTHS may be dirtier than cat litter,” dentist Brian Grieveson said in a statement
that accompanied the research.

Yuk, you guys better clean your tongue!

Dog beats man in breath test

Why I F***ing Hate WebLogs

Want to know what weblogs are all about? Read it here.

The Statement of Audience is the best part!

Statement of Audience
———————
I realize that nothing I say matters to anyone else on the entire planet.

My opinions are useless and unfocused.  I am an expert in nothing.  I know
nothing.  I am confused about almost everything. I cannot, as an individual,
ever possibly know everything, or even enough to make editorial commentary on the
vast vast majority of things that exist in my world.  This is a stupid document;
it is meaningless drivel that I do not expect any of the several billion people on
my planet to actually read.  People who do read my rambling, incoherent dumbfuckery
are probably just as confused as I am, if not moreso, as they are looking to my sorry
ass for an opinion when they should be outside playing Frisbee with their dog or screwing
their life partner or getting a dog or getting a life partner.  Anyone who actually
takes the time to read my bullshit probably deserves to ingest my fucked up and obviously
mistaken opinions on whatever it is that I have written about.

Why I F***ing Hate WebLogs

Whoa! Nokia Phones Exploding!

You guys using Nokia phones with non-Nokia batteries watchout. A woman
from Netherlands
was injured less than three months ago in an explosion and recently
there has been news about one in Holland and
another one in Vietnam.

We in Sri Lanka better watch out. Let alone the battery, do you know if your phone
is an original Nokia in the first place!

I for one have already started taking precautionary action and as a result will be
keeping my distance from Madura.

Whoa! Nokia Phones Exploding!

Record Videos

Have you ever spent time explaining the steps to perform an action and wished you
could just show it to them instead.

Microsoft gives you a free tool to do this. Download the Windows Media Encoder
from the Windows
Media
site and simply start a recording session and then perform the steps.

The resulting file is really small that you could easily mail it out.

Now I know how I’ll be creating support How To content for our products, enough with
the documentation!

Record Videos